I should blog this crap
So anyway, I ran out of T.P. for my bunghole this morning. So at about 3 o’clock, I figured I should go out and get some T.P. But I also needed a new filter for my Brita water pitcher and I wanted to look for a game called Pass The Pigs so that I would have something to bring back to FL. So I went to Target. I found my filters, but I didn’t find the game although I probably didn’t look that hard considering that I still have a lot of time in between 3 o’clock today and the my arrival back in FL. I also didn’t look too hard for the T.P., but mostly because I didn’t want the Target checkout girl to think I was weird for buying my T.P. at Target instead of buying it at the supermarket like normal people.
So anyway, after failing to discover anything else to buy at Target, all I had to bring to the check out girl was the Brita water filters. I apologized prephetically to the checkout girl, but I could sense her dissappointment in my lack or purchases.