Everybody Panic!!!
Maybe I’m a hurricane magnet. Things have been going well since I’ve been back as far as severe weather is concerned. Then comes Ernesto. It must have thought I was still in Texas because at first, Ernesto was heading towards Houston. Then it figured out that I’ve come back to Florida and took a hard right turn south of Cuba. Now it’s heading my way again.
Well, screw Ernesto. He’s a pussy of a storm. Wilma was much worse last year and I didn’t even board up the windows. I say bring it on, Ernie-boy. Your not the boss of me. 