I elF-ed Myself for Xmas
Thanks to my pal Bwana, I found this site. It was obvious what I had to do. I had to elF myself. I deserve it, I’m sure.
Even though the site is sponsored by the evil competition, I still had to post the link. Just remember, buy your office supplies at Office Depot. All other office supply companies are the spawn of Satan.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! (warning: this could be the funniest thing ever)